Meme snatched from lddurham

[gin_tonic]

We need a shorter meme to circulate about, namely one for underachievers such as myself who can't deal with saving and posting pictures or scrolling through lists of music... 'tis for fic writers, though, my apologies to the non-fic writers whose hopes I just smashed (although... for those who aren't writers, you could prolly pick someone else and do the list, since it would be very interesting to see perceptions of the reader as to what the writer does constantly...)


Ten ways you can tell you're reading a story by gin_tonic:

1.) There will be loads of dialogue.
2.) Loads of swearing might be the case.
3.) There will be DRAMA, because drama is good!
4.) In one of three it will probably be mpreg.
5.) Since a few months the chances that Harry will be the bottom have increased immensely.
6.) You will never find any of the characters wearing black and brown together and Harry will probably never wear a blue shirt and black trousers at the same time.
7.) Hermione will probably not know immediately what's up, (because she's way to busy snogging Ron).
8.) Harry will be paired up with Draco or Severus most of the time, but the future might also bring George or Bill. :D
9.) In all but one (I think) you will find sex scenes. Rwar!
10.)Someone will probably cry. Yes, I know, totally unmanly, but I don't care. When I write the characters tend to be just that emotional. :P

Does someone has to add something? XD