Welfare cases

I just noticed that most of my friends are welfare cases ... Niki gropes the whole time (and no, I don't like his hands on me, thank you very much), Jeff is so drunk that he needs to puke every time we go out and Susanne moons after a guy she hates (and she knows he cheats the whole time). Gah. Gah. Gah. I need a break from them. But. (evil little but) It's carnival and I want to go out. Teh Hell. I think I'll cling to my sister. *sigh*

Do I need to say more?

You have many varieties. You may be paired with Harry, Ron, or even Snape. It is hardly ever a problem that you're gay, only that your crush is supposed to be your enemy (or your teacher). You are sometimes tormented by your feelings, moping until something happens to force you and your crush together. Other times, you are extraordinarily open about it, teasing the boy of your affections until he finally comes out (bad pun) of his shell and says that he likes you too. Once you and your crush get together, you are sweet and affectionate, but bitchy enough to stay in character. You are nearly every HP slash fan's favorite. Explains the long description here, doesn't it?

Find out which Draco you are.

Round bellies

Is it really that weird to have pregancy dreams (while being asleep) when you're 20 (21 this year ... *faints*)? I had this dream where I was in the 4th month pregnant (I know because I told someone in the dream) and when I told my friends about it they just groaned and hit the table with their heads. Meh. Okay, I do sometimes talk about having kids, but what is wrong about that? I am a woman, I should be able to talk about it without screaming in agony. *sigh* And I'm only writing about this right now, because I read something by a friend of mine who is indeed pregnant right now.

My hamster is sneezing!