I wish my turtles would stop fucking

No, honestly, that's all they do all that. It started with the two bigger ones (Hector -male- and Trudchen -female-), but they are going at it for years. Not very pleasant to hear and see them doing it. Hector makes this groaning/moaning/squeaking noise while doing it. Awful! Ever been woken up by two fucking turtles? No? Believe me, you don't want to, either.
But a while ago the two little ones (Poldy -male- and Pauli -male-) discovered the fun of sex (even though they aren't fertile for another 4 years and shouldn't even be interested). They sound even weirder, because they make higher noises. Oh and btw, they are brothers. Twins. Turtle Twincest. *shudders*
But yesterday! Yesterday Pauli and Poldy decided that they could try doing it with Hector, too, and they had had an orgy. My eyes did not want to see that, oh no, thank you very much. I am scarred for my life.
My pets are nuts. And if you think that Trudchen is at least quiet you are sadly mistaken, because two nights ago, when I was about to fall asleep, Trudchen farted. Like loud.

Guess what they are doing right now...

I think of putting the bunch of them in the living room. At least my hamster behaves.