Harry Potter Bot Fic

You guys. Can we please give a firewhiskeyfic award to the bot that wrote a fanfic chapter for Harry Potter?

http://botnik.org/content/harry-potter.html

I'm having a hard time not dying of laughter at work. OMG.

Advent Snarry - Dec 5-8, Harry Potter, Harry/Severus, various

Title: Pondering
Author: gin_tonic/gin_tonic/gin_biscuit
Rating: PG
Pairing: Harry Potter/Severus Snape
Prompt: Written for adventdrabbles' Dec 5 Prompt: Chopping firewood
Word Count: 100
Warnings: none
A/N: Part of the "Advent Snarry 2017" series. All entries to this series can be found here.

( Pondering )

Title: A Long Day
Author: gin_tonic/gin_tonic/gin_biscuit
Rating: PG
Pairing: Harry Potter/Severus Snape
Prompt: Written for adventdrabbles' Dec 6 Prompt: Relaxing before the fire
Word Count: 100
Warnings: none
A/N: Part of the "Advent Snarry 2017" series. All entries to this series can be found here.

( A Long Day )

Title: Red Flag
Author: gin_tonic/gin_tonic/gin_biscuit
Rating: PG
Pairing: Harry Potter/Severus Snape
Prompt: Written for adventdrabbles' Dec 7 Prompt: Christmas Party
Word Count: 100
Warnings: none
A/N: Part of the "Advent Snarry 2017" series. All entries to this series can be found here.

( Red Flag )

Title: A Win
Author: gin_tonic/gin_tonic/gin_biscuit
Rating: PG
Pairings: Harry Potter/Severus Snape
Prompt: Written for adventdrabbles' Dec 8 Prompt: Puppy playing in wrapping paper
Word Count: 100
Warnings: none
A/N: Part of the "Advent Snarry 2017" series. All entries to this series can be found here.

( A Win )