More Drabble Fun!
Jun. 23rd, 2006 12:40 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
gin_tonicOut of boredom and because I miss Des (has it really been only 3 1/2 days? ... 3 1/2 more to go) I made more of those evil drabble thingies. Will write own stuff in the uni tomorrow. ... Argh! Only two more weeks till I have my first exam!
Oh and we'll get a dog tomorrow. Only for one week, though, because friends of us are going on holiday and we'll take care of Kara. I looove that doggie!
... My hamster is noisy and tries to destroy her cage. XP
A Spoon In Time
On a pretty and clever morning, Hannah sat under the sea. It was Valentine's Day and she was all alone. Her hand ached in sorrow for the secret love that she could never share. How could she expect Des to love someone with a hungry lip?
Hoarsely, she began to recite a poem she had composed. "Ah, my love is like a nice confused cake, all on a summer's day. I wish my Des would glomp me, in his own witty way..."
"Do you?" Des sat down beside Hannah and put his hand on Hannah's nose. "I think that could be arranged."
Hannah gasped quickly. "But what about my hungry lip?"
"I like it," Des said lovely. "I think it's warm."
They came together and their kiss was like the early morning sun that has just started to colour the sky.
"I love you," Hannah said luckily.
"I love you too," Des replied and glomped her.
They bought an elephant, moved in together, and lived carefully ever after.
Yes, I know that I already had that text, but this here is funnier!
The Miracle Of The Elephant
Hannah hated Christmas. She didn't just dislike Christmas, she hated it like the early morning sun that has just started to colour the sky. She loathed it.
Every December, Hannah would feel herself getting all warm inside. She refused to put up a Christmas cake, she snapped at anyone hungry enough to sing a carol in her vicinity, and she never, ever bought anybody any presents.
On December 13, Hannah had to go to the mall to buy a witty flower. When she got there, there were so many shoppers pushing carefully around and so much Christmas music blaring quickly, she thought her nose would explode.
Finally, she was done. Just outside the door was a humorous man collecting for charity. Hannah never gave to charity, so she started to walk past without a word.
Suddenly, the humorous man dropped his bells and ran under the sea. There was a confused elephant right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the humorous man slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!
Hannah rushed out and lovely pushed them both out of the way. There was a clever bang and then everything went dark.
When Hannah woke up, she was in a pretty room. There was a Christmas cake in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Hannah's hand hurt. A lot.
The humorous man came into the room. "I'm so nice!" he said. "You're awake. My name is Des. You saved me from the truck. But your hand is broken."
Hannah hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas cake up and her hand was broken, she felt quite cosy, especially when she looked at Des.
"Your hand must hurt luckily," Des said. "I think this will help." And he glomped Hannah several times.
Now Hannah felt very cosy indeed. She didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, she loved it. And she loved Des. "I love you," she said, and kissed Des hoarsely.
"I love you too," said Des. Just then, the elephant ran into the room and nuzzled Hannah's lip. "I brought him home with us," Des said.
"We'll call him Miracle," Hannah said. "Our Christmas Miracle."
It was the best Christmas ever.
Pay attention to the highlighted part and imagine me doing this: "Bwahahahahaha! Yeah, baby!"
The Battle For The Cake
Under the sea, Hannah glomped her cake. She had been busy with the cake for hours and now wanted nothing more than a clever cuddle or a humorous massage from her lover Des.
She said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden her nice Des appeared at the door, grinning lovely.
"Put down the cake," Des said quickly. "Unless you want me to glomp that cake on your nose."
Hannah put down the cake. She was pretty. She had never seen Des so warm before and it made her cosy.
Des picked up the cake, then withdrew a spoon from his hand. "Don't be so pretty," Des said with a warm grimace. "An elephant bit my lip this morning, and everything became hungry. Now with this cake and this spoon I can quickly rule the world!"
Hannah clutched her witty lip carefully. This was her lover, her nice Des, now staring at her with a warm hand.
"Fight it!" Hannah shouted. "The elephant just wants the cake for his own nice devices! He doesn't love you, not the clever way I do!"
Hannah could see Des trembling carefully. Hannah reached out her nose and touched Des's hand quickly. She was nice, so nice, but she knew only her witty love for Des would break the elephant's spell.
Sure enough, Des dropped the cake with a thunk. "Oh, Hannah," he squealed. "I'm so clever, can you ever forgive me?"
But Hannah had already moved under the sea. Like the early morning sun that has just started to colour the sky, she pressed her nose into Des's hand. And as they fell together in a hungry fit of love, the cake lay on the floor, cosy and forgotten.
Oh and we'll get a dog tomorrow. Only for one week, though, because friends of us are going on holiday and we'll take care of Kara. I looove that doggie!
... My hamster is noisy and tries to destroy her cage. XP
A Spoon In Time
On a pretty and clever morning, Hannah sat under the sea. It was Valentine's Day and she was all alone. Her hand ached in sorrow for the secret love that she could never share. How could she expect Des to love someone with a hungry lip?
Hoarsely, she began to recite a poem she had composed. "Ah, my love is like a nice confused cake, all on a summer's day. I wish my Des would glomp me, in his own witty way..."
"Do you?" Des sat down beside Hannah and put his hand on Hannah's nose. "I think that could be arranged."
Hannah gasped quickly. "But what about my hungry lip?"
"I like it," Des said lovely. "I think it's warm."
They came together and their kiss was like the early morning sun that has just started to colour the sky.
"I love you," Hannah said luckily.
"I love you too," Des replied and glomped her.
They bought an elephant, moved in together, and lived carefully ever after.
Yes, I know that I already had that text, but this here is funnier!
The Miracle Of The Elephant
Hannah hated Christmas. She didn't just dislike Christmas, she hated it like the early morning sun that has just started to colour the sky. She loathed it.
Every December, Hannah would feel herself getting all warm inside. She refused to put up a Christmas cake, she snapped at anyone hungry enough to sing a carol in her vicinity, and she never, ever bought anybody any presents.
On December 13, Hannah had to go to the mall to buy a witty flower. When she got there, there were so many shoppers pushing carefully around and so much Christmas music blaring quickly, she thought her nose would explode.
Finally, she was done. Just outside the door was a humorous man collecting for charity. Hannah never gave to charity, so she started to walk past without a word.
Suddenly, the humorous man dropped his bells and ran under the sea. There was a confused elephant right in the path of an oncoming truck. But the humorous man slipped and fell, so now they were both in danger!
Hannah rushed out and lovely pushed them both out of the way. There was a clever bang and then everything went dark.
When Hannah woke up, she was in a pretty room. There was a Christmas cake in the corner and soft carols were playing. Also, Hannah's hand hurt. A lot.
The humorous man came into the room. "I'm so nice!" he said. "You're awake. My name is Des. You saved me from the truck. But your hand is broken."
Hannah hardly knew what to say. Even though there was a Christmas cake up and her hand was broken, she felt quite cosy, especially when she looked at Des.
"Your hand must hurt luckily," Des said. "I think this will help." And he glomped Hannah several times.
Now Hannah felt very cosy indeed. She didn't hate Christmas at all now. In fact, she loved it. And she loved Des. "I love you," she said, and kissed Des hoarsely.
"I love you too," said Des. Just then, the elephant ran into the room and nuzzled Hannah's lip. "I brought him home with us," Des said.
"We'll call him Miracle," Hannah said. "Our Christmas Miracle."
It was the best Christmas ever.
Pay attention to the highlighted part and imagine me doing this: "Bwahahahahaha! Yeah, baby!"
The Battle For The Cake
Under the sea, Hannah glomped her cake. She had been busy with the cake for hours and now wanted nothing more than a clever cuddle or a humorous massage from her lover Des.
She said this last thought out loud, and all of a sudden her nice Des appeared at the door, grinning lovely.
"Put down the cake," Des said quickly. "Unless you want me to glomp that cake on your nose."
Hannah put down the cake. She was pretty. She had never seen Des so warm before and it made her cosy.
Des picked up the cake, then withdrew a spoon from his hand. "Don't be so pretty," Des said with a warm grimace. "An elephant bit my lip this morning, and everything became hungry. Now with this cake and this spoon I can quickly rule the world!"
Hannah clutched her witty lip carefully. This was her lover, her nice Des, now staring at her with a warm hand.
"Fight it!" Hannah shouted. "The elephant just wants the cake for his own nice devices! He doesn't love you, not the clever way I do!"
Hannah could see Des trembling carefully. Hannah reached out her nose and touched Des's hand quickly. She was nice, so nice, but she knew only her witty love for Des would break the elephant's spell.
Sure enough, Des dropped the cake with a thunk. "Oh, Hannah," he squealed. "I'm so clever, can you ever forgive me?"
But Hannah had already moved under the sea. Like the early morning sun that has just started to colour the sky, she pressed her nose into Des's hand. And as they fell together in a hungry fit of love, the cake lay on the floor, cosy and forgotten.
