Insane

[gin_tonic]

I have so many texts to read for tomorrow and Saturday that I'm going insane. So I thought this might be the prove that someone should hand me one of these shiny, white jackets ...

My LiveJournal Sitcom
me_midget And dog (ABC, 8:30): me_midget (George Carlin) learns a card trick from furiosity (John de Lancie). Meanwhile, son_of_darkness (Ben Affleck) and cassythegreat (Vincent Price) try out for a volleyball team. The next day, sindacirwen (Eric Idle) takes nimielle (Antonio Banderas) bowling. The week after, faithfulreader (Brooke Shields) dances with xmartyrdomx (Heath Ledger). Later, buttfacemakani (Molly Shannon) plays chess against charlotteschaos (Kirstie Alley), who doesn't know how. Insanity ensues.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

My LiveJournal Sitcom
Life With me_midget (ABC, 8:30): me_midget (George Carlin) and waccawheels (Ian Holm) perform slapstick at an alley. In the next town over, buttfacemakani (Molly Shannon) and blatantly_brett (Ursula Andress) collaborate on writing a romance novel. Afterwards, _lile (Kylie Minogue) sets coffeejunkii (Bela Lugosi)'s plate on fire. Soon afterwards, hydrogenperoxyd (Fairuza Balk) convinces faithfulreader (Brooke Shields) to buy a banana. That night, oliverlovesfood (Scott Baio) accidentally breaks chickenthegreat (Robin Williams)'s wedding photo. Hilarity ensues.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

My LiveJournal Sitcom
Being me_midget (ABC, 8:30): me_midget (George Carlin) and cassythegreat (Vincent Price) write a children's book. That weekend, rosa_rennsemmel (Richard Dean Anderson) and sherant (Tom Waits) kiss at a computer store. Soon afterwards, coffeejunkii (Bela Lugosi) oversleeps and misses lunch with oliverlovesfood (Scott Baio). Meanwhile, _lile (Kylie Minogue) claims to be blatantly_brett (Ursula Andress) in a job interview. The next day, waccawheels (Ian Holm)'s new shirt bleeds in the wash and stains all of son_of_darkness (Ben Affleck)'s underwear pink. Craziness ensues.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

My LiveJournal Sitcom
Taking Care Of me_midget's grocer (ABC, 8:30): me_midget (George Carlin) makes lots of money playing guitar on the street and makes xluciusmalfoyx (Vince Vaughn) jealous. The week after, jejune_sky (Jane Fonda) hires rosa_rennsemmel (Richard Dean Anderson) to perform pantomime at the beach. Then, cassythegreat (Vincent Price) and winsome1 (Christina Applegate) don't believe in circadian rhythms. Afterwards, silentauror (Kiera Knightley) burns charlotteschaos (Kirstie Alley)'s plate. That same day, _lile (Kylie Minogue) dances with blatantly_brett (Ursula Andress). Hilarity ensues.
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)

... Why do other people get Ben Affleck, Kylie Minogue and Keira Knightly and I get to look like and old man? ... Someone? Please?

... Des = Heath = 2x*drools*

... Scott Baio ... *crushes* XD