me_midget's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 24% Politically Correct!)

Started : 01st January 2006 07:20:34 AM

Ended : 01st January 2006 05:00:18 PM

Alco Money! : $ 246

Guests of Honour

silentauror is a crestfallen Atheist and a newbie drinker.

silentauror drank 5 Brandys, 11 Cosmopolitans, 1 Red Wine.

chickenthegreat is an easy-going Wiccan.

chickenthegreat drank 20 Stouts.

xluciusmalfoyx is a low-spirited Atheist.

xluciusmalfoyx drank 2 Bloody Marys, 2 Mint Juleps.

rosa_rennsemmel is a rosy Taoist and usually an abstainer from all things alcoholic.

rosa_rennsemmel drank 3 Lagers.

sindacirwen is a fiery Liberal Christian who bites at cats randomly in the street.

sindacirwen drank 3 Everclears.

xmartyrdomx is a hung-up Taoist.

xmartyrdomx decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.

me_midget is a wobegone Hindu and is a real devotee to the happy juice.

me_midget drank 6 Rums, 1 Brandy, 1 Hot Toddy.

oliverlovesfood is an unfortunate Atheist.

oliverlovesfood drank 18 Rums.

nimielle is a pleasant Hindu and an ardent supporter of the 'Givuz a new Liver for Free' campaign.

nimielle drank 2 Rums, 4 Tequilas, 3 Sherrys.

Sick!

Oh what a beautiful morning! Oh what a beautiful day! Some bastards puked on the ceiling! silentauror, chickenthegreat, oliverlovesfood had better stay out of me_midget's way!

Lovers

There is a high probability that after last nights ahem....display of affection that silentauror and xmartyrdomx will be announcing silentauror's glorious pregnancy pretty soon.

The Drunkest

There was once a rotten oik called chickenthegreat! And they bathed in gin! Yeah they bathed in gin!

Random Events

oliverlovesfood broke into nimielle's car in a drunken haze stealing only their fluffy dice. the
dice are now an integral part of oliverlovesfood's earring collection.

oliverlovesfood booted the Christmas tree in disgust after their tales of diahorrea in the armed forces made xmartyrdomx choke half to death on a piece of popcorn.

silentauror moaned continually throughout the evening, calling nimielle a dirty sober bastard. nimielle
proceeded to beat silentauror with a claw hammer.

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